Monday 3 August 2009

Pseudonyms


I would like to be successful and as a way of becoming successful I am considering changing the name of this blog to something more 'accessible' or, failing that, something more 'weird and internet-y'

Here are some early ideas

'JORDAN IN A POISON BATHTUB'

'PICTURES OF DOGS IN WIGS OR CATS WITH MOUSTACHES'

'LESLIE JOSEPH LEG PHOTOS'

'BOTTOMS: PARTICULARLY DAISY LOWE'S BOTTOM'

'LEGAL VIAGRA FOR SALE HERE AND CHEAP WATCHES'

'EXTREME KNITTING PATTERNS KITTENS CUPCAKE RECIPES'

'CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBTS AND THEN FUCK YOUR DEBTS INTO SUBMISSION'

'WWW.BBC.CO.UK #2'

'THIS IS WHERE SPOILERS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF LOST ARE BUT THEY ARE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THE HTML SO YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE REALLY FUCKING SAD TO LOOK'

'I AM LONELY ARE YOU LONELY LET US BE LONELY TOGETHER AWWW'

'*'
(the above is a butthole)

'MICHAEL MOORE, EVERYBODY STOPPED LISTENING'

'FREE WHORES (FAULTY)'

'TIGER WOODS FART AND SARAH PALIN UNCOVERED'

i'm sure there are more
i probably won't actually choose any of these
i wonder what this post will do to my 'hits'

5 comments:

DJ Berndt said...

"WWW.BBC.CO.UK #2" is a good idea. Here some others:

"KIND OF LIKE TAO LIN'S BLOG"

"UK HOOKER LOVE CONNECTION"

"CRAIGSOTHERLIST"

Anonymous said...

'LEGAL VIAGRA FOR SALE HERE AND CHEAP WATCHES'
that's my favorite, also some suggestions:

"LADY GAGA IS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN"
"THE REAL OPRAH'S BOOK CLUB"
"JOHN AND KATE PLUS STFU"
"SLYTHERIN'S SECRETS"

everyone likes alliteration

Mariana Soffer said...

I think the problem you have is that is a long name, and you repeat that in all your proposed ones. I have the same problem too, you try first and if your blog does better I will change mine after. I would look for something like
nice
me
charm
taxi
No more than 3 words, preferably 2, and the words you choose should be preferably short too, no more than 10 letters each.
take care chris

Ben Brooks said...

how about
"DJ BERNDT"

giles ruffer said...

"MYSPACE.COM"