Sunday, 21 February 2010
Been quiet for a while, haven't had much to say.
Been unemployed for a while now. Feel like I'm stuck in a queue behind a man who smells of shit and is wearing adidas jogging bottoms and is muttering to himself 'fucking hell'. The man is still ahead of me in the queue and until he is done doing what he needs to do there is really no way to get past, no matter how loud I scream or shout. Heard a story about a man being late for an appointment because he fell in a hole. Poor man.
Want to write something funny here.
It snowed again and I looked out the window and said to the snowflakes 'you don't know what you're doing, why don't you just fuck off, nobody likes you' and the snowflakes looked back and said 'no sir, you are wrong, nobody likes you, people welcome us, people enjoy our company' and I said 'fuck you snowflakes, you do nothing but bad things, sure, aesthetically you are pleasant for a short period of time, romantic almost, but really, what are you for? what purpose do you serve?' I didn't hear back from the snowflakes after that and it turns out that there was very little chance of my words making much difference anyhow. I still think some people like me.
Sunday, 7 February 2010
Monday, 1 February 2010
Walked around for two hours chasing locks and keys; nothing good ever happens. This guy told me that I would need the lock if I wanted the key and that didn't seem quite right, and some other guy said the word 'blanks' and I wasn't sure what he meant. The third guy was cool and did what I told him to do and gave me no sass in return. Boy, do I hate sass.