Monday, 8 April 2013
Sunday, 24 March 2013
I'm totally terrified of responsibility and I think that being responsible for killing myself would probably suck the most out of anything and that I would just be thinking "gah, this is lame and I am almost definitely going to screw this up and make a mess and people will not feel sorry for me, they will just think I suck." Maybe if the person I was into died of natural causes I would be sad forever but I think I would really struggle with the other thing.
Afrikaans is cool. It's like you don't even need to know how to spell things, you can just make a rough guess and it'll probs work out fine. Why go to school anyway?
I was in bed and there was a moth and it was bugging me and bothering my bedside lamp and I swung my arms about and eventually it stopped or disappeared into thin air or something and then I felt something in my mouth and the mouth had got inside my mouth and I didn't realise straight away because I thought it might have been something else and I poked at it with my tongue and wondered and then put my finger in between my teeth and cheek meat and scooped it out and yes it was a wet dead mouth and I felt sick and coughed up and drank just water for 24 hours. Also, do moths live in cereal boxes if they want to?
The paramilitary is to the military as the Paralympics is to the Olympics? Is that right? Hey wikipedia, seems like if someone qualifies as a paralympian that maybe you would explain what his deal is? You got a stub on your hands. STUB. This guy is a runner? Is it a deal like the guy who shot that lady? With the big metal springs for running on?
Monday, 12 December 2011
Saturday, 1 October 2011
Thursday, 25 August 2011
Miss blogging a bit, just don't always have a lot of stuff to say that would be appropriate for the blog 'Late Night Taxi Driver Badminton'. I miss the people I used to be in touch with through this stuff. Hi guys.
My band ANGUISH SANDWICH is playing Reading + Leeds festival this weekend. That's a pretty big deal. Muse, My Chemical Romance, The Strokes. Pretty wild. I wrote a letter to 'The Strokes', you can read it ove at http://anguishsandwich.blogspot.com
I love you
You are the best
Thursday, 10 March 2011
Sometimes I think that I would think the phrase 'I wish I was dead' more often if I was less self-conscious and more 'emo'.
People don't like it when you are emotional.
People don't like it when you are emotional, they find it difficult to empathise. I find it difficult not to be emotional.
I like to use the phrases 'I would rather puke into my own hands' and 'I would rather stab myself in the dick', but of the two I think I would rather do the puking one.
Thing about feeling really happy is that when you feel unhappy it just sucks that much more.
My desktop wallpaper for some reason is a field of cauliflowers. It looks a little bit like this but not really.