theatre website

I work in a theatre.
The website does not work.
Old people cannot work the website.
Old people ride their computers like they are large horses and expect them to work like they are toasters.
I listen to their voices and hear the groans of a thousand bleeping soundcards.
The computers turn into small horses which are too small for the old people to see.
Because the old people are old and their sight is shot.
The computers are small because the young people want it that way.
They just turned invisible.