Sunday 24 March 2013

Random-article-at-Wikipedia event (return)



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meda_of_Odessos
I'm totally terrified of responsibility and I think that being responsible for killing myself would probably suck the most out of anything and that I would just be thinking "gah, this is lame and I am almost definitely going to screw this up and make a mess and people will not feel sorry for me, they will just think I suck." Maybe if the person I was into died of natural causes I would be sad forever but I think I would really struggle with the other thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durban_North_College
Afrikaans is cool.  It's like you don't even need to know how to spell things, you can just make a rough guess and it'll probs work out fine.  Why go to school anyway?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampelophaga_nikolae
I was in bed and there was a moth and it was bugging me and bothering my bedside lamp and I swung my arms about and eventually it stopped or disappeared into thin air or something and then I felt something in my mouth and the mouth had got inside my mouth and I didn't realise straight away because I thought it might have been something else and I poked at it with my tongue and wondered and then put my finger in between my teeth and cheek meat and scooped it out and yes it was a wet dead mouth and I felt sick and coughed up and drank just water for 24 hours.  Also, do moths live in cereal boxes if they want to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Delgado_(athlete)
The paramilitary is to the military as the Paralympics is to the Olympics?   Is that right?  Hey wikipedia, seems like if someone qualifies as a paralympian that maybe you would explain what his deal is?  You got a stub on your hands.  STUB.  This guy is a runner?  Is it a deal like the guy who shot that lady?  With the big metal springs for running on?