Once saw a band who played a song and it went 'falling, falling, down, down' and it was the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Once saw a band who played a song about killing babies whilst throwing dolls around the stage.
Once saw a band with two girls in sports wear singing and playing guitar to a walkman backing track and it was fun.
Once saw a band called 'Rod Stewart'.
Once saw a band where the guy did not have a good voice and sang about an old man collecting wood for the winter and it was dull.
Once saw a band with a shadow puppet show and another band play fifteen second songs for more than an hour.
Once saw a band made of office equipment.
Once saw a band fail.