Friday, 20 March 2009

my last will and testament

When I die I want you to spend all of my savings, and a bunch of yours, on the biggest and dumbest looking memorial you can find. Like, pay some old guy thousands to carve some statue of me pointing towards the sky, standing with one foot resting on the back of polar bear that I just wrestled and killed. Oh, and in big solid gold letters around the base of the whole thing put the words fuck you poor people, this monument costs twice as much as that operation your kid needs.


~otto~ said...

Yeah, fuck poor people! Do you work for AIG?

Chris East said...

if i get the job then yes i do

this was my application