Wednesday, 15 April 2009

I don't know either

i want interns

i want 500 interns

i want someone to write a book about my influence on contemporary western culture

i want my 500 interns to collectively write a book about themselves with a chapter dedicated to each

i want my 500 interns to be female and nice and be interested in talking to me rather than avoiding me

i want my 500 interns to be either really rich or really poor, nowhere inbetween

i would settle for a girlfriend

4 comments:

Mariana Soffer said...

Shattered dream, like broken hearts,

Takes away the joy of life.

Every love that a liar gives

Is nothing but a gate of grief.

somethingsomethingelse said...

i want to go have a beer with you and ryan manning.

Mariana Soffer said...

Anytime you come to argentina

DJ Berndt said...

i want in on this party.