Thursday, 4 June 2009

various unwanted bullshit post


If I threw up today I would throw up into my own hands and then drop it out the window and turn my back and listen to see if anyone reacts


Time travel just will never work and anyone who is doing serious research into time travel is a fucking idiot and if time travel ever did work would you want to get inside a time machine designed by a fucking idiot


I am running out of money quickly


I was talking to someone and I said "I would rather fuck a burning bag of shit than see her naked" and they said "Ha" and I thought I had said the funniest thing in the world


Sometimes I think of something to say and find it so clever and funny that I am laughing too much to make it come out of my mouth and then when I do force it out it sounds stupid and incoherent and not clever and funny at all anymore


I have a lot of work to do before I turn 27 and die if I want to be considered a tragic rock and roll death, is this a bad thing to work towards


If anyone is interested in making a reality television series based on me I will definitely do it


There is a man where I work and for the past three days he has been wearing the same olive green vest and short trousers/long shorts and he looked like an extra from one of the Rambo sequels and now today he is dressed in a military jumpsuit and this makes me wish I was at home wearing my boiler suit now

1 comment:

ryan manning said...

Money is anything that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts.