Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Neon colour paper

A thing I wrote for Crispy Best's For Every Year 'project' is up. I chose the year 1514 because it sounds kind of sexy to say out loud. The story is called 'There's something about Mary'. It is written from the point of view of some French dude called Louise or something.

Starting to think about Christmas.

This year I started hosting a cabaret/variety style show. I am going to do a Christmas party edition in December. I am most excited about this because this man is coming to do his stuff

You should start thinking about Christmas. And Christmas presents.

The ideal Christmas present for everyone in every family that was ever made ever is the book called QUESTIONS ABOUT LIFE AND SHIT which is available from Bureau De Books. Go buy it douche bag.

Friday, 13 November 2009


i am all alone and my knees hurt, please help me please

if i owned yellow trousers i would never not wear them

the new wooden folding chair i bought is working out ok

rewriting from scratch and from memory is fun

want to be a contestant on tv talent show watching tv

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Pretending to cry

Chris East is not even really a man. He always wants to get what he wants. If on occasion he fails or struggles to get what he wants he will pretend to cry.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009


Went to a bonfire
Looked at the bonfire
Had some sparklers but didn't light the sparklers
The fire was hot on my face
A man shouted into his phone
Shouting about Fresh Donuts
Kids wave flashing plastic
We eat sweets
Fireworks fizz and bang
People make noises
People are enjoying the fireworks
And the fireworks lose focus through the smoke
Organ music plays ABBA
Fireworks vary in size
A steam train whistle signals something