Monday, 8 March 2010

tmblr

i made a tumblr
not too sure why
but you can see it if you want to

Friday, 5 March 2010

Thursday, 4 March 2010

Bands I have seen


Once saw a band who played a song and it went 'falling, falling, down, down' and it was the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Once saw a band who played a song about killing babies whilst throwing dolls around the stage.

Once saw a band with two girls in sports wear singing and playing guitar to a walkman backing track and it was fun.

Once saw a band called 'Rod Stewart'.

Once saw a band where the guy did not have a good voice and sang about an old man collecting wood for the winter and it was dull.

Once saw a band with a shadow puppet show and another band play fifteen second songs for more than an hour.

Once saw a band made of office equipment.

Once saw a band fail.

Sunday, 21 February 2010

Valentines pancake



Been quiet for a while, haven't had much to say.

Been unemployed for a while now. Feel like I'm stuck in a queue behind a man who smells of shit and is wearing adidas jogging bottoms and is muttering to himself 'fucking hell'. The man is still ahead of me in the queue and until he is done doing what he needs to do there is really no way to get past, no matter how loud I scream or shout. Heard a story about a man being late for an appointment because he fell in a hole. Poor man.

Want to write something funny here.
It snowed again and I looked out the window and said to the snowflakes 'you don't know what you're doing, why don't you just fuck off, nobody likes you' and the snowflakes looked back and said 'no sir, you are wrong, nobody likes you, people welcome us, people enjoy our company' and I said 'fuck you snowflakes, you do nothing but bad things, sure, aesthetically you are pleasant for a short period of time, romantic almost, but really, what are you for? what purpose do you serve?' I didn't hear back from the snowflakes after that and it turns out that there was very little chance of my words making much difference anyhow. I still think some people like me.

Sunday, 7 February 2010

Pythagoras switch

I legit just watched 13 minutes of marbles

Monday, 1 February 2010

Rainbow squares / Finale






Have I acheived anything here?
Have I lost everything?
I miss you.

Meditation board



Walked around for two hours chasing locks and keys; nothing good ever happens. This guy told me that I would need the lock if I wanted the key and that didn't seem quite right, and some other guy said the word 'blanks' and I wasn't sure what he meant. The third guy was cool and did what I told him to do and gave me no sass in return. Boy, do I hate sass.