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Wednesday, 9 June 2010

no time long see

http://www.tellmesomethingsexy.com/

made this new website with my main girl Aimee Holmes. it is called TELL ME SOMETHING SEXY and features our collaborative artwork and I think it's pretty rad. maybe you want to have a look and say otherwise.

been absent yeah that's true. been busy though.

listening to metal right now and trying to work out using only my ears if it is raining right now. might walk to my window and put a hand out but the window is too high up really or at least the opening up part is too high up.

i miss you guys, let's hang out more.

i'm going to write a poem right now

Untitled poem about what happens after you die if you die whilst in the audience of a live sporting event and no one notices until after the event has finished
Tie dye your clothes
And find somewhere you can hide
Then live there
And I promise it will be the best
You will never sleep though
And the only food will be poisonous
So probs stay in instead

that was fun

need to go to sleep now

hope to hear from you soon

xxxx

Chris

Monday, 8 March 2010

tmblr

i made a tumblr

not too sure why

but you can see it if you want to

http://yrbrain.tumblr.com

Friday, 5 March 2010

Thursday, 4 March 2010

Bands I have seen

Once saw a band who played a song and it went 'falling, falling, down, down' and it was the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Once saw a band who played a song about killing babies whilst throwing dolls around the stage.

Once saw a band with two girls in sports wear singing and playing guitar to a walkman backing track and it was fun.

Once saw a band called 'Rod Stewart'.

Once saw a band where the guy did not have a good voice and sang about an old man collecting wood for the winter and it was dull.

Once saw a band with a shadow puppet show and another band play fifteen second songs for more than an hour.

Once saw a band made of office equipment.

Once saw a band fail.

Sunday, 21 February 2010

Valentines pancake

Been quiet for a while, haven't had much to say.

Been unemployed for a while now. Feel like I'm stuck in a queue behind a man who smells of shit and is wearing adidas jogging bottoms and is muttering to himself 'fucking hell'. The man is still ahead of me in the queue and until he is done doing what he needs to do there is really no way to get past, no matter how loud I scream or shout. Heard a story about a man being late for an appointment because he fell in a hole. Poor man.

Want to write something funny here.
It snowed again and I looked out the window and said to the snowflakes 'you don't know what you're doing, why don't you just fuck off, nobody likes you' and the snowflakes looked back and said 'no sir, you are wrong, nobody likes you, people welcome us, people enjoy our company' and I said 'fuck you snowflakes, you do nothing but bad things, sure, aesthetically you are pleasant for a short period of time, romantic almost, but really, what are you for? what purpose do you serve?' I didn't hear back from the snowflakes after that and it turns out that there was very little chance of my words making much difference anyhow. I still think some people like me.