Pseudonyms

I would like to be successful and as a way of becoming successful I am considering changing the name of this blog to something more 'accessible' or, failing that, something more 'weird and internet-y'

Here are some early ideas

'JORDAN IN A POISON BATHTUB'

'PICTURES OF DOGS IN WIGS OR CATS WITH MOUSTACHES'

'LESLIE JOSEPH LEG PHOTOS'

'BOTTOMS: PARTICULARLY DAISY LOWE'S BOTTOM'

'LEGAL VIAGRA FOR SALE HERE AND CHEAP WATCHES'

'EXTREME KNITTING PATTERNS KITTENS CUPCAKE RECIPES'

'CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBTS AND THEN FUCK YOUR DEBTS INTO SUBMISSION'

'WWW.BBC.CO.UK #2'

'THIS IS WHERE SPOILERS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF LOST ARE BUT THEY ARE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THE HTML SO YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE REALLY FUCKING SAD TO LOOK'

'I AM LONELY ARE YOU LONELY LET US BE LONELY TOGETHER AWWW'

'*'

(the above is a butthole)

'MICHAEL MOORE, EVERYBODY STOPPED LISTENING'

'FREE WHORES (FAULTY)'

'TIGER WOODS FART AND SARAH PALIN UNCOVERED'

i'm sure there are more

i probably won't actually choose any of these

i wonder what this post will do to my 'hits'